The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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