Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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