If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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