so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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