If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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