I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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