Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize