Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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