he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
