he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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