just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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