Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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