I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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