Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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