kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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