Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Michael Bay diarrhea
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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