He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Quick, to the slutcave!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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