its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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