why didn't you poke me back
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
