No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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