she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Randomize