I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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