are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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