I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he was CRYING into my vagina
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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