I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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