sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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