WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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