U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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