4 words: hood of his car
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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