That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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