how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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