This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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