WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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