Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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