Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
