just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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