Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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