I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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