I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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