Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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