he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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