How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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