Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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