Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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