My hair reeks of homosexuality.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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