you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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