bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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