Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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