i just google imaged poop.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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