i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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