last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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