She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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