i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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