You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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