i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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