no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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