apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
